aveline: my mother is long dead
isabela: my mother is also long dead
anders: i have to assume my mother is also long dead
fenris: i have no memories of my mother
merrill: i am a motherless outcast and some shit went down and now my mother figure is pretty dead
sebastian: what happened to my mother was murder!
varric: oh boy do i have issues with my alcoholic mother
hawke: well i don’t know what’s wrong with you guys my mother is just fi—
so i feel like i should tell you guys that i’ve found the formula for a perfect and incontrovertible insult:
you perfectly rectangular shitbowl!
you obscenely lamentable assbasket!
you fantastically nauseating dicksoiree!
go forth and blaspheme
I am laughing so hard.
Suddenly everything is beautiful.